Some call it a water bottle. We call it a vibe check. The Bong Water Nalgene – Wide Mouth Hardshell by Mister Green is the ultimate low-key flex for the high-minded. Whether you’re headed to the gym, the sesh, or just want to watch people do double takes, this BPA-free beast makes a statement without saying a word.
Why We Love It:
🚰 Built Tough – Durable, odor-resistant Tritan copolyester for everyday use.
🌍 Eco-Conscious – Made with 50% recycled plastic, helping you stay green while you sip.
💦 Wide Mouth – Easy to fill, easy to clean, and perfect for ice cubes or infused hydration.
🪶 Featherlight – Despite the “hardshell” name, it’s super lightweight and stashable.
🪩 Subtle Flex – That minimalist “bong water” print says it all without screaming it.
Why It’s More Than Just a Bottle:
Whether you’re bringing iced tea to the park or refilling after a cottonmouth wave, this Nalgene knows what time it is. It’s hydration with a wink – and a nod to the culture.
Hit the “Buy it now” button to check it out and hydrate with style.
